In his latest column, Jonn Romano talks about Gold’s Gym Venice, sharing stories about some of the people that have frequented this iconic gym over the years. Picture David Lee Roth surrounded by female bodyguards, powerlifters yanking huge deadlift poundages off the floor, Lakers talking about basektball, and pro bodybuilders knocking out reps – all in the same gym at the same time.
“More and more women started training there, especially when they discovered what it could do for their ass. Some did a fine job of it too, proudly displaying lusciously developed gluteals no man could ignore – clad in anything scanty, tight and lewd. Some of these babes had booties so pert and round they could make the Pope resign. The girls had tight little abs and toned limbs too. But, when they discovered what silicone could do for them the scenery really improved! Then some of them got their hands on their boyfriend’s gear and took too much. After a while it looked like we had transcended the bounds of a two-gender species. I thought I heard two guys arguing behind me once while I was doing a set. After I dropped the weight and looked over, I saw that only one of them was a guy – the littler of the two!”