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Old 09-17-2013, 10:14 AM   #1
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Just joking here. Thought it would be fun to list all the ways your "lift doesn't count", according to the internet.

Your lift doesn't count because...
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Old 09-17-2013, 10:14 AM   #2
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...because you used knee wraps.
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Old 09-17-2013, 10:18 AM   #3
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...because your youtube is still buffering on my comp.
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Old 09-17-2013, 10:19 AM   #4
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because you use wrist wraps and chalk
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...because you're using fake plates.
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Old 09-17-2013, 10:21 AM   #6
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...because you used a monolift.
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Because it is just a gym lift.
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...because you arched your back and that's cheating.
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...because a sumo deadlift has less ROM, that's cheating!
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because your spotters aren't spotting you according the the IPF rulebook
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