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Old 09-09-2013, 04:37 PM   #5803
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Eddie: Oh, God. Why am I so fat?

Saffie: You're not SO fat.

Eddie: I am! Why?

Saffie: Well, for start, you eat too much, you drink too much and you take no excercise.

Eddie: Darling, darling, please. It's far more likely to be an allergy to something, you know... You know, sort of a build-up of toxins, or something, or hormone imbalance, isn't it? Hmm? And also, sweetie, did you know I've got a very heavy aura? Did you know that? That's why animals love me, darling.

Saffie: They just see you as something to hibernate in.
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