Dave Tate's Westside Gym Bulking Story

[AthleteCreator]

Originally Posted by jwood

And eating Chinese food for 45 minutes straight every day, I do not think my stomach could handle that.

OMG. Our Sunday ritual while in college consisted of waking up at 10:30am hungover as all shit, barely alive; not showering; and making it to the local China Buffet. We would sit there for a minimum of 1 hour(s). After that, there was so much MSG in our system's that the pain and sickness from that was MUCH worse than the actual hangover.

30 min. later and we would be DEMOLISHING the bathroom. It was not for the faint of heart.

Man, I miss (some parts) of college.

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by AthleteCreator

OMG. Our Sunday ritual while in college consisted of waking up at 10:30am hungover as all shit, barely alive; not showering; and making it to the local China Buffet. We would sit there for a minimum of 1 hour(s). After that, there was so much MSG in our system's that the pain and sickness from that was MUCH worse than the actual hangover.

30 min. later and we would be DEMOLISHING the bathroom. It was not for the faint of heart.

Man, I miss (some parts) of college.

That brings back memories for me as well. Nothing like college memories. I worked part time at a Dairy Queen in college. I would go in after closing and sweep and mop the place. Only took an hour. My buddy was the manager.

We would go get drunk out of our minds, then hit Dairy Queen at 2 am. We would fire up the deep fryer every night and stuff ourselves with fries, onion rings and chicken sandwiches. It was absolute madness.

[AthleteCreator]

Originally Posted by muscleandbrawn

we would go get drunk out of our minds, then hit dairy queen at 2 am. We would fire up the deep fryer every night and stuff ourselves with fries, onion rings and chicken sandwiches. It was absolute madness.

zomg!!! You guys would have been my bestest friends!!!!

[swoleramon]

Dudes I don't know what's wrong with you guys? How can you look at those skidmarks and then want pizza. I just don't know, man.

[glwanabe]

Originally Posted by MuscleandBrawn

That brings back memories for me as well. Nothing like college memories. I worked part time at a Dairy Queen in college. I would go in after closing and sweep and mop the place. Only took an hour. My buddy was the manager.

We would go get drunk out of our minds, then hit Dairy Queen at 2 am. We would fire up the deep fryer every night and stuff ourselves with fries, onion rings and chicken sandwiches. It was absolute madness.

Originally Posted by AthleteCreator

zomg!!! You guys would have been my bestest friends!!!!

Originally Posted by swoleramon

Dudes I don't know what's wrong with you guys? How can you look at those skidmarks and then want pizza. I just don't know, man.

I managed a McDonalds back in the early 80's. We would hit the place after the bars, and fire it up.

Swoleramon,

We gotta toughen you up lad. Thats nothing.

[bwys61]

couldn't do it if I tried

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by AthleteCreator

zomg!!! You guys would have been my bestest friends!!!!

I imagine you have as many nutzo stories as I do. I think I spent 5 years of my life in drunken madness. Not proud of some of the stuff I did, but what can you do

[AthleteCreator]

Put it this way, we used to cheer when one of our friends was hauled off to detox....the morning after when we knew they were alright, of course.

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by AthleteCreator

Put it this way, we used to cheer when one of our friends was hauled off to detox....the morning after when we knew they were alright, of course.

On my 21st birthday my friends shoveled my shots until I blacked out, then dropped me off at the foot of the local parking ramp and called the cops, lying and telling them I was going to jump. I had to spend 3 days in detox locked down on suicide watch.

[Kuytrider]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

On my 21st birthday my friends shoveled my shots until I blacked out, then dropped me off at the foot of the local parking ramp and called the cops, lying and telling them I was going to jump. I had to spend 3 days in detox locked down on suicide watch.

What utter bastards! lol
Being from Ireland, the whole bloody week was a drunken haze in my late teens, early 20s. Used to work in bars so it was booze, booze and more booze. I usually remembered everything though. Used to start at 11am-noon and go till 3am some days. My hometown has lots of 'legends' when it comes to drink. Guys who would spend days in a pub, drinking non-stop except for a couple of hours sleep and the occasional meal which they may get from the bar!
Funny though, in America, you guys spend all that money on Psychiatrists, in Ireland, the barman is the shrink