This is going to come off sounding like a riddle, but I'm deadpan serious

[sneezingstardust]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

I don't think I could eat oatmeal 6 times a day

Haha! You should have seen me on my refeeds.

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by sneezingstardust

Haha! You should have seen me on my refeeds.

I'm afraid to even hear about it. I choose Ramen because I can slap on some hot sauce and get my yum on.

[glwanabe]

Ramon,

Cook with the seasoning packet but use about half, and then take the cooked noodles out of the water. You will add some flavor to the noodles, and not get to much sodium that way.

[Mombow111]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

I don't think I could eat oatmeal 6 times a day

I could eat oatmeal 4 times a day, conjecturing that my intestines can take the extra pressure from all that backup.

So I got some ramen, and a big box of instant grits, and the cheapest pasta they had. I have some crisco oil left over, from erm... how should I say, some "festivities", so I'll give that a shot, it'll probably be better than nothing on the pasta.

Thanks guys, I should be set looking at these things quantity wise and all... but in retrospect... I probably should have picked up some laxatives too...

[onetiredkris]

time to buy a 40oz and put some 'f*ck it' in your system.

[Mombow111]

Or crack open the Jimi beam I've been saving for half a semester (I didn't feel it qualified as food so I didn't list it as one of my resources)

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by onetiredkris

time to buy a 40oz and put some 'f*ck it' in your system.

That made me laugh right there.

[gaspers04]

^^ that's a good one.

[kitarpyar]

Originally Posted by DocColossus

oatmeal at sams/walmart ($4), whole grain pasta ($2 for 2 boxes), 2 gallons water ($2), herseys bar ($2).

eat the oatmeal in water with a scoop of whey 3x daily every other day.

eat the whey in water with whole grain pasta 3x daily every other day.

break down the water to about 1/2 gallon a day, refill slightly from the tap to add more liquid without the solid tap taste.

munch on the herseys bar before each workout, divide it into enough servings for pre workout snacks/pick me ups.

Good luck.

^^^ this, except I would assume you can get water easily enough in your dorms. So skip that and spend those two bucks on ramen. That would be 12 packs ramen. In fact, I would get a smaller oateal box for $3 and have 6 more ramen packets.