T-Nation's New Best Thing Ever

[Paradox]

Oh god. I hate this. I hate it so much.

I also wanted to die when they somewhat implied that Dave Tate's herniated disc was cured through consuming Plazma (if I don't write TM am I going to get sued?).

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by jdmalm123

but now you're thinking about being awesome, so it won't work!

You have to train hard for years, eat well, do steroids and take Plazma, but expect nothing to happen...and then, only then, will you be awesome.

That "cool" Z addition waz marketing geniuz!

U mad bro?

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by Paradox

(if I don't write TM am I going to get sued?).

Possibly.

Put that "TM" after the epic "Z".

[Tannhauser]

Plazma™ Reactive Pump™ Stack BE UNBREAKABLE™

It's only $299.99™, or $499.99™ with a workout routine™ and a workout diary™. ™

There is a great thread over on Lyle McDonald's forum™, where Christian Thibadeau™ entered the lion's den™ and had a go at defending T-Nation™, I, Bodybuilder™ and his work for them™. He must have cojones like basketballs™.

[BendtheBar]

I think Thibs also claimed some record-breaking overhead press at one point and was called out by a few in the know.

I forget the story.

[Fazc]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

I think Thibs also claimed some record-breaking overhead press at one point and was called out by a few in the know.

I forget the story.

He did indeed. He claimed some huge numbers which made absolutely zero sense in relation to his bodyweight and what he was training for at the time. "Accidentally" putting himself down as one of the best overhead presser's in history.

Although if we are to believe this new supplement then anything can happen accidentally!

He was also called on his fairly non-existent Olympic lifting career as well. Which I'm sure consisted of nothing more than hitting on some french-canadian snatch on friday nights.

[Fazc]

And just for the lols, the unintentionally hilarious and entirely homosexual 'Anabolic Load' protocol. Get you anabolic load every morning, straight from the source!

[jdmalm123]

Originally Posted by Fazc

Although if we are to believe this new supplement then anything can happen accidentally!

He was also called on his fairly non-existent Olympic lifting career as well.

Exactly.

He accidentally mastered OLY lifting.

There's a warning on the label, so he should have known.

[Fazc]

Originally Posted by jdmalm123

There's a warning on the label, so he should have known.

Haha!

[Paradox]

Originally Posted by Tannhauser

It's only $299.99™, or $499.99™ with a workout routine™ and a workout diary™. ™

There is a great thread over on Lyle McDonald's forum™, where Christian Thibadeau™ entered the lion's den™ and had a go at defending T-Nation™, I, Bodybuilder™ and his work for them™. He must have cojones like basketballs™.

Can't give a link for that, can ya? lol