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BendtheBar
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Forget Steroids - Nanobots For Sale!
 Muscle and Brawn is a leading pioneer in the nanotech industry. We have spent the last several years funding, and working with leading nanotech scientists and are excited to reveal: Nanobots that are more effective than steroids! For a very limited time MAB is offering this Nanobot muscle and strength enhancing technology for the low, low price of $2500! This includes a lifetime supply of Nanobots! Once entering the body, these nanobots will: --Reproduce, breaking down cancerous cells and actually working to build NEW muscle tissue. --Enter muscles cells, strengthening them and adding size in a way FAR superior to anabolic steroids! --Repair and strengthen connective tissue. Forget injuries and strains from heavy ass weight. These nanobots will allow you to lift mountains of weight each day without risk of injury. --Improved CNS. Our nanobots are also programmed to maximize your central nervous system. Your CNS will always be firing at 110%, guaranteed! This offer is limited. Act fast! Beginning in 2012 the price of Muscle and Brawn's nanobots will soar because of demand. Save money now while you can. PM me for Paypal info, or where to send checks or boatloads of cash!!! Experience muscles bigger than Ronnie Coleman and a guaranteed 1000 pound squat and 900 pound deadlift!
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06-22-2011, 12:45 PM
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If I take these do I still have to workout? Or can I just skip the gym and these little things will build all my muscle for me?
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06-22-2011, 12:48 PM
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BendtheBar
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Muscle and Brawn is looking to develop advanced nanobot technology that will allow for a lean, powerful and massive physique without any attention to diet or training whatsoever. One of the exciting "bots" we are working on is the scrubber. The scrubber will allow you to eat whatever you want, even junk food all day, while still maintaining a massive and lean physique.
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06-22-2011, 12:49 PM
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Why is the nanobot in your picture transporting sperm?
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06-22-2011, 12:54 PM
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BendtheBar
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We had to test the initial technology on sperm cells, as they were cheap and easy to "come" by. We had a willing staff, so to speak. Sperm cells were infused with our Nanobot technology. These cells are currently available to couples seeking artificial insemination for $10,000 per ounce. They are guaranteed to produce a world class athlete! 
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06-22-2011, 01:04 PM
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TitanCT
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these are free for MAB mods right? we need to guinea pig them for MAB member safety.
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06-22-2011, 01:06 PM
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Best thread ever, im getting me some
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06-22-2011, 01:13 PM
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BendtheBar
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06-22-2011, 01:14 PM
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BendtheBar
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Bearded Beast of Duloc
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06-22-2011, 02:42 PM
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TitanCT
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