BrassNBallz Bodybuilding and Powerlifting Thread

[BrassNBallz]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

How does a powerlifter properly choose a mating partner?

Only go for the ladies and run to and not away from the sound of clinging plates on the bar.

[BrassNBallz]

Originally Posted by BigJosh

What do women like more in a man, abzors or a strong deadlift?

Girls like abzors, a real woman likes a strong deadlift.

[BrassNBallz]

Originally Posted by TitanWIP

What is the Swedish clean and twitch?

I have seen this done at a few PowerBoy meets. As you clean the weight up right around when it gets to your chest you let go of the bar and make yourself have a seizure. And then grab the bar out of the air and finish the lift above your head. If you came up with enough speed the bar should of kept going up and you should be able to catch it above your head.

[BigJosh]

Better Captain: Picard or Kirk?

[Kuytrider]

Originally Posted by BigJosh

Better Captain: Picard or Kirk?

I'd have to say Picard. Kirk is cool and all but Picard edges it for me.

[BrassNBallz]

Originally Posted by BigJosh

Better Captain: Picard or Kirk?

Originally Posted by Kuytrider

I'd have to say Picard. Kirk is cool and all but Picard edges it for me.

I prefer Captain Planet Myself.

[begota]

I wanna look like I lift, but don't want to be strong or lift anything heavy. What is the best way to acheive this?

[Mr.Silverback]

Salt or pepper

[bruteforce]

When bulking up for a powerboy meet, what is your favorite carb source?

[BrassNBallz]

Originally Posted by begota

I wanna look like I lift, but don't want to be strong or lift anything heavy. What is the best way to acheive this?

You have come to the right place, all you have to do is go to your local commercial gym and head over to the dumbbell rack and grab the heaviest dumbbells you can find. Sit down and hold the dumbbells and wait till nobody is looking then yell as loud as you can and slam the dumbbells on the floor. Everyone will think you are an animal, problem solved.