What trivial things wind you up?

[_J_]

Trivial things in the gym that bother me:

--Guys in the gym that never take off their weight belt. If it's so comfortable you can wear it all the time, you're not wearing it correctly. Extra pissed when I hear the excuse "I just loosen it up between sets"...no, you don't, I've watched you.

--The fellas that cut their shirts up to the point it's barely a wrag around their neck. Hey!-we get it, you want us to see your arms, traps, lats, and nipples. This guy is usually the same guy that: (a) can't walk past a mirror without raising his shirt up to see his abzors; (b) brings his cell phone so he can come up with some reason to look at it b/c it's all the better to let him flex his bi's; and (c) stands there between sets with his fists on his hips (the Superman pose), though I've never seen him break a sweat.

--Freaking half-squatters, two-man benchers and two-man curlers. I think you should have to wear a sign or armband or something.

--Guy that pretends he's natural. Just a hint, bub...the rows of acne spots on your back and shoulders give you away.

[Chillen]

Peeps whom act like and talk like they have a tag on their skull reading: "Batteries not included".