Please Go #1&2 Before Boarding to Save the Environment

[BendtheBar]

Please Go #1&2 Before Boarding to Save the Environment

Airline goes green by asking passengers to use the toilet before boarding | Mail Online

A Japanese airline has started asking passengers to go to the toilet before boarding in a bid to reduce carbon emissions.

All Nippon Airways (ANA) claims that empty bladders mean lighter passengers, a lighter aircraft and thus lower fuel use.

Airline staff will be present at boarding gates in terminals to ask passengers waiting to fly to relieve themselves before boarding, The Independent reported.

ANA hopes the weight saved will lead to a five-tonne reduction in carbon emissions over the course of 30 days.

Read more: Airline goes green by asking passengers to use the toilet before boarding | Mail Online

[RickB]

Oh geez! Maybe they need to cut out drinks and snacks too, right?

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by RickB

Oh geez! Maybe they need to cut out drinks and snacks too, right?

Rumor has it that they will next require you to spit 10 times before boarding. Stripping before boarding is a viable, eco-friendly way of lightening the load as well.

[RickB]

hahah!

Maybe 24hrs of diuretics too prior to boarding.

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by RickB

hahah!

Maybe 24hrs of diuretics too prior to boarding.

Yes, we should email then and bring this up.

Pre-boarding enemas too! I hear there is up to 10 pounds of crud in our colons.