Unsure????

[Max]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs.. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them.'

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car , that I noticed that the U-clamps on my exhaust seemed to be broken off..

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

[BendtheBar]

Almost had me.

[bruteforce]

Brilliant. You had me going.

[Off Road]

I was unaware that exhaust sytems had hinges.

[MikeC]

I was ready to type out this long post with advice.

[Off Road]

Originally Posted by MikeC

I was ready to type out this long post with advice.

I was ready to stay out of it...lol

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by Off Road

I was ready to stay out of it...lol

I just started to twitch. Reminded me of my first long relationship.


Oh bendthebar...I love you so! And I love everyone else too!

[ricka182]

+1... you got me too.

[Mr.Silverback]

good one...

[Goat]

Yep, tie that exhaust up with cheating wife's jewelry. She will never look there.