23 adult truths

[Off Road]

Originally Posted by Off Road

Now we know how women have felt since the invention of television.

Sorry, my testicles just shrunk a little...

[austin.j.taylor]

Number 10 is far too true

[T-Bone]

Originally Posted by MikeC

23 adult truths.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Earlier and earlier as the week goes by.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

I refuse to. There was nothing wrong with DVD and I don't even buy those anymore.

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

Twice. After that, you'll get the wrath.

[Jesda]

I agree with you about mapquest. Sometimes they are not very helpful or tell you to turn the wrong way, LOL.

[Aurik]

Originally Posted by MikeC

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

Not just that, but it also makes for fewer gauche questions, esp when it's someone you know and it's out of the blue, and you want to know what happened but DON'T want to outright ask the people, "what happened".

Case in point... the neighbor's 26-year old son recently died. Nothing in the obituary about it, and I don't want to be the complete a-hole and ask him what happened.

This has been a bad week with finding out these kinds of things...

[Tannhauser]

Originally Posted by Aurik

gauche

Now there's a word you don't hear too often these days.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

Oh yes.

[tank]

hilarious.