Guess What?

[BendtheBar]

My last issue of Weider's Muscle & Fiction arrived today. I needed to order something from my daughter's magazine drive, and it provides some good chuckles while...visiting the porcelain throne.

The issues go something like this... Page 10...coffee is evil. 5 pages later coffee is recommended as a pre-WO supplement. One page trumpets carbs! The next says that Paleo is cool and hip, and great for fat loss!

Not really saying anything important here. Just verbal vomit.

[glwanabe]

what are you going to use for toilet paper now that the subscription is up?

[BendtheBar]

Cat Fancy.

[Aurik]

Originally Posted by glwanabe

what are you going to use for toilet paper now that the subscription is up?

I'd think that it's sufficiently saturated with fecal material as to be ineffectual at absorbing additional crap.

[jwood]

Originally Posted by Aurik

I'd think that it's sufficiently saturated with fecal material as to be ineffectual at absorbing additional crap.

I really like the way you put this Aurik!

[5kgLifter]

At least with the magazines I used to get they'd wait until the following issue to denounce something they'd agreed to in the previous one

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by 5kgLifter

At least with the magazines I used to get they'd wait until the following issue to denounce something they'd agreed to in the previous one

I think women's magazines are worse. Nearly every article my wife quotes gives me a chuckle.

Last one involved putting coffee grounds on the skin to reduce fat.

[Off Road]

I haven't ordered a magazine since Hardgainer went out of print.

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by Off Road

I haven't ordered a magazine since Hardgainer went out of print.

I wish the fundraiser drives at the schools were pizzas instead of magazines. The choices never include any good niche magazines.

[Off Road]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

I wish the fundraiser drives at the schools were pizzas instead of magazines. The choices never include any good niche magazines.

You have to learn to pawn the crappy fundraisers off on the relatives and co-workers.