BTB's Daily Wisdom aka "Man Training"

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by Fazc

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”

~ Theodore Roosevelt

^ This is one the the "notes" on my Facebook page.

[BendtheBar]

July 13, 2011

Never let your wife or children download anything to a computer.

If you allow them to download, this computer will end up with spyware, adware and trojans...despite the fact that it has up to date anti-virus definitions and ad blocking software.

[BendtheBar]

July 23rd, 2011

Always have something manly locked and loaded on the "previous" button of your remote.

Don't let your wife know the Hooter's Swimsuit Pageant is on. When she leaves the room, click over so that you have it ready at every possible opportunity.

[dmaipa]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

July 23rd, 2011

Always have something manly locked and loaded on the previous button.

Don't let your wife know the Hooter's Swimsuit Pageant is on. When she leaves the room, click over so that you have it ready at every possible opportunity.

ahh words from the wise

[storm1507]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

July 23rd, 2011

Always have something manly locked and loaded on the previous button.

Don't let your wife know the Hooter's Swimsuit Pageant is on. When she leaves the room, click over so that you have it ready at every possible opportunity.

LOL, last night I began my channel search and saw MMA on Spike. After going through all the channels when my wife walked in I quickly switched over to the fights so she would decide to read while I was watching them.

However, to my surprise, the Hooter pageant was on. Busted, I couldn't linger on that channel the rest of the evening.

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by storm1507

LOL, last night I began my channel search and saw MMA on Spike. After going through all the channels when my wife walked in I quickly switched over to the fights so she would decide to read while I was watching them.

However, to my surprise, the Hooter pageant was on. Busted, I couldn't linger on that channel the rest of the evening.

That pageant was hard to resist. Every fiber of my body wanted to keep watching.

[storm1507]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

That pageant was hard to resist. Every fiber of my body wanted to keep watching.

Yep, if I had known it was on I would have gone about things differently. I would have let her have the remote(which would have alerted her that something was up....so would need to be very careful), pick something crappy that I would not watch, and then excuse myself to the other TV.