Warning! Serious Warning!

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by 5kgLifter

Are these people for real??

Tax dollars breathe life into even the most bizarre programs over here.

The politicians are the zombies. They just don't know it yet.

[5kgLifter]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

Tax dollars breathe life into even the most bizarre programs over here.

The politicians are the zombies. They just don't know it yet.

Shouldn't these "sane" people be locked up and placed in straight-jackets for the good of everyone else??


When people start talking zombies, it's time to get off before the bus hits loonie ville...anyone else seeing a shrink (trick cyclist/ psychiatrist) and saying that would have been taken away in a paddy wagon never to be seen again.






PS: Hubby asks if anyone knows at what exact time the world will end because he wouldn't want to be asleep and miss the whole thing!

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by 5kgLifter

PS: Hubby asks if anyone knows at what exact time the world will end because he wouldn't want to be asleep and miss the whole thing!

No time. Their mathematical aerobics could only take them so far.

At least these buffoons aren't protesting at a funeral somewhere. That's all I can say.

[6footmidget]

The zombie thing was a creative way to get people prepared for actual emergencies apparently. Guess no one pays attention to "Prepare yourself for a hurricane or earthquake" but tell them how to survive a zombie attack and they all read whatever you type

[BendtheBar]

I am too busy trying to survive the gas pump.

[5kgLifter]

Originally Posted by 6footmidget

The zombie thing was a creative way to get people prepared for actual emergencies apparently. Guess no one pays attention to "Prepare yourself for a hurricane or earthquake" but tell them how to survive a zombie attack and they all read whatever you type

What does that say about society though? maybe when the zombie thing goes dead (pun) they'll use vampires...gremlins...Andy Pandy...where will it end???

[6footmidget]

Originally Posted by 5kgLifter

What does that say about society though? maybe when the zombie thing goes dead (pun) they'll use vampires...gremlins...Andy Pandy...where will it end???

Hahaha not much of a compliment for society, but i applaud (i guess) their efforts for making sure these people now have "zombie survival kits" that can also help in other disastrous situations. Real shame no one would get a survival kit for actual disasters without it resorting to this though.

[big valsalva]

Originally Posted by TitanCT

im already going to hell...doesnt really matter when jesus comes.

if he shows...should we look for a white guy with long beard and hair or a very tan jew? just wondering.

Titan, my boy, no one has condemned you to that fate just yet. You may be setting yourself up for disappointment. But to answer your question, you should be looking for someone Jewish. I don't know about the tan.

The REAL Jesus won't show up until AFTER the fake Jesus shows up.

The order of events may go something like this:
1) Fake Jesus (aka Anti-Christ) recruiting followers
2) Two true witnesses (representing Moses and Elijah) will be at odds with Fake Jesus
3) Real Jesus
4) Wicked get swept away and the Rightous remain (in stark contrast to the Rapture doctrine)

Nothing like this will happen until the Temple gets rebuilt in Jerusalem. The Muslims now hold dearly to that property and aren't about to give it up. Don't know when for sure things will happen, but probably not this weekend. Or even next weekend.

EVERYBODY, COOL YOUR JETS!!!

[BendtheBar]

No end of the world. No zombies.

As my mom would say...what a jip.

[therealmarcogalindo]

It sucks for all the people who sold all of there life savings in preperation for this garbage. Now there all just broke..