BTB's Thread of Hairy Whatever

[5kgLifter]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

From Facebook:

Big Tim: My gf takes everything I say out of context.
Me: No she doesn't. Women know what we're saying. We just need to learn to agree.

We talk three different styles of the same language, maybe they're just unfortunate to not be speaking the same style...people really end up talking at odds then but it's funny to watch, especially since half the time they're actually agreeing with each other.

[BendtheBar]

I have the best wife:

You work out so hard that I didn't think it was possible for you to get sore anymore. I'm proud of you for pushing yourself. I can't wait to watch you compete. I'll be the one yelling the loudest! Love you!

[Off Road]

That's sweet. She's a keeper!

[BendtheBar]

Can't find your weaknesses if you don't first find your strengths.

[Off Road]

My son has to do a presentation for his class on a topic related to "Health." He is going to do a Power Point presentation on The Prowler (flu included).

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by Off Road

My son has to do a presentation for his class on a topic related to "Health." He is going to do a Power Point presentation on The Prowler (flu included).

He will be introducing something they've never heard of, that's for sure.

[5kgLifter]

Originally Posted by Off Road

My son has to do a presentation for his class on a topic related to "Health." He is going to do a Power Point presentation on The Prowler (flu included).

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

He will be introducing something they've never heard of, that's for sure.

That's for sure! They're going to think it's a stalker style prowler and sit there confounded, at least for a short time.

[BendtheBar]

If I bring prowler up in the states, most people picture this:

[Off Road]

Well, my son has been getting comments at school about his shrinking stomache and things like, "Have your shoulders always been that big?" Now with him doing a Prowler presentation, I'm sure I'll be getting some calls from some of the dad's inquiring about where to get one.

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by Off Road

Well, my son has been getting comments at school about his shrinking stomache and things like, "Have your shoulders always been that big?" Now with him doing a Prowler presentation, I'm sure I'll be getting some calls from some of the dad's inquiring about where to get one.

That's great! You'll have a beast by age 18.