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[BendtheBar]

English phrase Chinese Interpretation

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Gai
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!! No Bai De Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright Yu So Dum
I got this for free Ai No Pei
I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

[bamazav]

Lunch = Kung Po Chicken

Slow tonight, I had to re-read your post to get it. Hilarious.

[ILoveLifting]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

English phrase Chinese Interpretation

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Gai
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!! No Bai De Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright Yu So Dum
I got this for free Ai No Pei
I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Dat wai tu funny

[lurker]

lol that was pretty good

[BendtheBar]

I had to read a couple over myself. I was a little slow.

[5kgLifter]

For one second there I thought I was gonna learn Chinese

[BendtheBar]

I took a course in college but really only learned that a word has 4 different meanings based on inflection.

[5kgLifter]

I know, it's crazy. I learned a small bit of Mandarin Chinese "Ni Hao Babala" yeah, the instructor says that Babala is as close as they will understand to my name...to me, a name is a name in any language and has no need of alteration, unless it translates as something really bad, of course.

[BendtheBar]

You could bump your knee mid-sentence, change your inflection, and accidentally tell someone to jump off a bridge...

[5kgLifter]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

You could bump your knee mid-sentence, change your inflection, and accidentally tell someone to jump off a bridge...

LOL, that's so true...it took me ages to say "Ni Hao" correctly even though I thought I was saying it the same as the instructor but she obviously didn't think so, Lord knows what I was saying, in reality