1 Up!

[BendtheBar]

Can you 1 up me?

Post something ridiculous in this thread...some you can do, and the poster after you has to "1 Up" you by listing something they can do that is better....

(Don't have to be true of course)

For example:

Poster A: I can tie my shows blind.

Poster B: I can tie my shoes blind underwater.

[BendtheBar]

I can dunk left handed while sipping on a Snapple.

[glwanabe]

I can ride a unicycle.

[BendtheBar]

I can ride a unicycle naked while surfing the Interwebz on my cell phone.

You Tube

You Tube

[glwanabe]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

I can ride a unicycle naked while surfing the Interwebz on my cell phone.

I can ride naked, juggle 2 balls with my left hand and text with my right.

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by glwanabe

I can ride naked, juggle 2 balls with my left hand and text with my right.

I can ride naked, play with my balls, and Pix your mother!

[big_swede]

I can squat naked and riding a balljuggler while texting your mother

[BendtheBar]

I can squat naked in the Arctic while reading Al Gore's book on global warming.

[dmaipa]

hahahhaha...sorry im lost for words

[BigFiveFive]

I can do naked squat thrusts in the arctic, covered in peanut butter, making global warming occur, whilst slapping Al Gore and fapping to pron on my phone.