Muscle and Brawn Forums
  

Go Back   Muscle and Brawn Forums > General > General Board
Body-builder joke (for lols) Body-builder joke (for lols)
Mark Forums Read
Register Articles Members List PL League Competitions Arcade Search Today's Posts


General Board You can talk about anything here. Life, sports, rants, whatever.

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 09-24-2010, 03:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
highkick09
has no status.
Senior Member
Max Brawn
Points: 3,980, Level: 40 Points: 3,980, Level: 40 Points: 3,980, Level: 40
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
highkick09's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 638
My Mood: Twisted
Reputation: 11214
highkick09 is a dedicated contributorhighkick09 is a dedicated contributorhighkick09 is a dedicated contributorhighkick09 is a dedicated contributorhighkick09 is a dedicated contributorhighkick09 is a dedicated contributorhighkick09 is a dedicated contributorhighkick09 is a dedicated contributorhighkick09 is a dedicated contributorhighkick09 is a dedicated contributorhighkick09 is a dedicated contributor
Default Body-builder joke (for lols)
A blonde meets a body builder at the bar and they go back to his apartment for some fun.
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her,
"That's to carry around a 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!
__________________
My only idol in this realm is the man in the mirror and even he has to prove himself on a daily basis
highkick09 is offline   Reply With Quote

Share with Facebook
Sponsored Links
Old 09-24-2010, 03:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
rippednmichigan
robert@flexfitnessandnutrition.com
Social Media Manager/REP
Max Brawn
Points: 20,049, Level: 89 Points: 20,049, Level: 89 Points: 20,049, Level: 89
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
rippednmichigan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 7,941
Training Type: Bodybuilding
Fav Supp: EFX K-Otic Orange Ambush
My Mood: Daring
Reputation: 73265
rippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beast


Default
That was a good one!
User owns 3x $30 I\'ll Pump You Up cash User owns 1x $20 I\'ll Pump You Up cash
__________________
Social Media Manager/ Board Rep
Be sure to "LIKE" us on Facebook!!

Pure-Potent-Drug Free


http://allamericanefx.com/

Certified Personal Trainer
Training and Nutrition at
www.flexfitnessandnutrition.com

"Take control and push your limits!"
rippednmichigan is offline   Reply With Quote

Share with Facebook
Old 09-24-2010, 03:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
strkout35
is starting the full body routine again
Senior Member
Max Brawn
Points: 8,859, Level: 63 Points: 8,859, Level: 63 Points: 8,859, Level: 63
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
strkout35's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 3,115
My Mood: Mellow
Reputation: 34265
strkout35 is a lifting machinestrkout35 is a lifting machinestrkout35 is a lifting machinestrkout35 is a lifting machinestrkout35 is a lifting machinestrkout35 is a lifting machinestrkout35 is a lifting machinestrkout35 is a lifting machinestrkout35 is a lifting machinestrkout35 is a lifting machinestrkout35 is a lifting machine


Default
bahahahahhahahahhaha.... was this bodybuilder JSlep by any chance??
__________________
My log http://muscleandbrawn.com/forums/ful...800-total.html

_________Goals:__
Squat:______275
Deadlift:_____315
Bench:______185
Press:_______135

"Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general. - Mark Rippetoe"
strkout35 is offline   Reply With Quote

Share with Facebook
Old 09-24-2010, 03:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
rippednmichigan
robert@flexfitnessandnutrition.com
Social Media Manager/REP
Max Brawn
Points: 20,049, Level: 89 Points: 20,049, Level: 89 Points: 20,049, Level: 89
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
rippednmichigan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 7,941
Training Type: Bodybuilding
Fav Supp: EFX K-Otic Orange Ambush
My Mood: Daring
Reputation: 73265
rippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beastrippednmichigan is a lifting beast


Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by strkout35 View Post
bahahahahhahahahhaha.... was this bodybuilder JSlep by any chance??
lol
User owns 3x $30 I\'ll Pump You Up cash User owns 1x $20 I\'ll Pump You Up cash
__________________
Social Media Manager/ Board Rep
Be sure to "LIKE" us on Facebook!!

Pure-Potent-Drug Free


http://allamericanefx.com/

Certified Personal Trainer
Training and Nutrition at
www.flexfitnessandnutrition.com

"Take control and push your limits!"
rippednmichigan is offline   Reply With Quote

Share with Facebook
Old 10-02-2010, 09:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
Kpettitt
has no status.
Anabolic Addiction Rep
Brawn
Points: 2,298, Level: 28 Points: 2,298, Level: 28 Points: 2,298, Level: 28
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
Kpettitt's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 247
My Mood: Cheeky
Reputation: 5168
Kpettitt is a consistent contributorKpettitt is a consistent contributorKpettitt is a consistent contributorKpettitt is a consistent contributorKpettitt is a consistent contributorKpettitt is a consistent contributorKpettitt is a consistent contributorKpettitt is a consistent contributorKpettitt is a consistent contributorKpettitt is a consistent contributorKpettitt is a consistent contributor
Default
haha I like it!
__________________
www.anabolicaddiction.net
MFV- get your multi now! Best combo out there for a multi! Check it out> http://www.anabolicaddiction.net/mfv.html
!!!AnABoliC AddICtIon RePreSentATive!!!
My comments have not been evaluated by the FDA, do not constitute medical advice, and are not official or authorized comments by Anabolic Addiction, LLC.
kpettitt@anabolicaddiction.net
Kpettitt is offline   Reply With Quote

Share with Facebook
Old 10-02-2010, 09:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
onetiredkris
has no status.
Senior Member
Max Brawn
Points: 2,770, Level: 32 Points: 2,770, Level: 32 Points: 2,770, Level: 32
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
onetiredkris's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: North Hollywood, CA
Posts: 1,388
Reputation: 9751
onetiredkris is a consistent contributoronetiredkris is a consistent contributoronetiredkris is a consistent contributoronetiredkris is a consistent contributoronetiredkris is a consistent contributoronetiredkris is a consistent contributoronetiredkris is a consistent contributoronetiredkris is a consistent contributoronetiredkris is a consistent contributoronetiredkris is a consistent contributoronetiredkris is a consistent contributor
Default
HA!! aint nothing wrong with a short fuse!!!!!!
__________________

-OTK's LOG-
We lift weights and manipulate our diets so that we'll look good naked. Sure, it's healthy too, and we'll probably live a longer and more productive life than the average guy, but mostly it's about the naked thing.
onetiredkris is offline   Reply With Quote

Share with Facebook
Old 10-02-2010, 09:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
Rich Knapp
100% Natural, Wheelchair
WNBF Pro
Max Brawn
Points: 24,479, Level: 95 Points: 24,479, Level: 95 Points: 24,479, Level: 95
Activity: 6% Activity: 6% Activity: 6%
 
Rich Knapp's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Appleton, WI
Posts: 5,968
Training Exp: > 13 years
Training Type: Bodybuilding
Fav Supp: AAEFX's whole line.
My Mood: Lurking
Reputation: 144620
Rich Knapp is a master memberRich Knapp is a master memberRich Knapp is a master memberRich Knapp is a master memberRich Knapp is a master memberRich Knapp is a master memberRich Knapp is a master memberRich Knapp is a master memberRich Knapp is a master memberRich Knapp is a master memberRich Knapp is a master member


Default
__________________
personal site http://freakonwheels.com
AAEFX - Sponsored Athlete and "Natural Freak" For a FREE sample of K-OTIC go to http://www.aaefx.com/secret/k-otic.h...ampaign=k-otic

"Muscle and Brawn" Sponsored Athlete
"3D Muscle Journey" Sponsored Athlete
"If you think your lean enough. Your 4 weeks out, keep going."
Rich Knapp is offline   Reply With Quote

Share with Facebook
Old 10-02-2010, 09:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
kman025
out of shape :)
1st MOM
Max Brawn
Points: 12,439, Level: 72 Points: 12,439, Level: 72 Points: 12,439, Level: 72
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
kman025's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: OHIO
Posts: 4,829
My Mood: Daring
Reputation: 26022
kman025 is a lifting machinekman025 is a lifting machinekman025 is a lifting machinekman025 is a lifting machinekman025 is a lifting machinekman025 is a lifting machinekman025 is a lifting machinekman025 is a lifting machinekman025 is a lifting machinekman025 is a lifting machinekman025 is a lifting machine


Default
hahhahhahahahahhahahahah
User owns 1x Pumping Iron (25th Anniversary Special Edition)
__________________
I <3 front squats
kman025 is offline   Reply With Quote

Share with Facebook
Old 10-02-2010, 09:41 PM   #9 (permalink)
BendtheBar
is after a 2000 raw total.
Bearded Beast of Duloc
Max Brawn
Points: 976,556, Level: 100 Points: 976,556, Level: 100 Points: 976,556, Level: 100
Activity: 99% Activity: 99% Activity: 99%
 
BendtheBar's Avatar
 
Extreme Mini Golf Champion!Tournaments Won: 6

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 67,491
Training Exp: 20+ years
Training Type: Fullbody
Fav Exercise: Deadlift
Fav Supp: Butter
My Mood: Lurking
Reputation: 1684697
BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!
Default
Nice one.
__________________
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado."


Support MAB by Shopping with Muscle & Strength:
BendtheBar is online now   Reply With Quote

Share with Facebook
Old 10-02-2010, 09:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
BendtheBar
is after a 2000 raw total.
Bearded Beast of Duloc
Max Brawn
Points: 976,556, Level: 100 Points: 976,556, Level: 100 Points: 976,556, Level: 100
Activity: 99% Activity: 99% Activity: 99%
 
BendtheBar's Avatar
 
Extreme Mini Golf Champion!Tournaments Won: 6

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 67,491
Training Exp: 20+ years
Training Type: Fullbody
Fav Exercise: Deadlift
Fav Supp: Butter
My Mood: Lurking
Reputation: 1684697
BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!BendtheBar is one with Crom!
Default
How do Columbians develop muscle? By pushing drugs
__________________
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado."


Support MAB by Shopping with Muscle & Strength:
BendtheBar is online now   Reply With Quote

Share with Facebook
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2

Bookmarks

Tags
bodybuilder, joke, lols

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
worlds longest joke SeventySeven General Board 1 08-29-2012 02:37 PM
Bodybuilding judging is a joke! BendtheBar Muscle Building and Bodybuilding 9 12-21-2011 03:10 PM
Bodyweight Arm Builder BendtheBar General Fitness & Health 3 07-19-2011 04:36 PM
Body Builder friend vs Me MMA Max General Board 5 03-28-2011 04:44 PM
Interview with Wheelchair Body builder Gene Bergeron Rich Knapp Muscle Building and Bodybuilding 5 10-05-2010 06:25 PM

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:56 AM.

Contact Us - Muscle and Brawn Bodybuilding and Powerlifting Forum - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.3.0 RC2