Great Mysteries Thread

[BendtheBar]

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[BendtheBar]

Why does the new Karate Kid practice Kung Fu?

...seeking answers...

[jslep]

why do birds suddenly appear.........everytime.........you are near...

[steroidboy10000]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

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I Got A Good One

Biggest mystery=2pac....Who killed him..and if he is alive where he at?

[BendtheBar]

How come my wife can obsess to no end about her tire pressure, and whether she left the stove on, but she never worries about leaving food out for hours on end?

[jslep]

you can't start with the wife and women questions cause they can never be answered...........

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by jslep

you can't start with the wife and women questions cause they can never be answered...........

You're right. I'm not so much seeking answers as I am crying for help!

[glwanabe]

Why do Women look for the perfect man, when all they are going to do is try and change him?

Why is it that the more the Government improves our education, our schools fall further down the ladder?

Why is it that people don't see the issue of protecting the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution. When you take away the guns from law abiding citizens, then the only people who will have them are the criminals. This includes the government. People should not fear the Government, Government should fear the people.

Why is it that we still have not learned from the mistakes of the past. Even mistakes that are still fresh. Joseph Goebbels is a name everybody should refamilerize themselves with.

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

[Trevor Lane]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

Why does the new Karate Kid practice Kung Fu?

...seeking answers...

According to Wiki, he tries Karate in his first fight with the Chinese bullies at school and they hand his ass to him and start calling him Karate Kid to harrass him. Then Jackie Chan/Mr. Not Miagee (sp??) starts teaching him Kung Fu.

[Trevor Lane]

Originally Posted by glwanabe

Why do Women look for the perfect man, when all they are going to do is try and change him?

Why is it that the more the Government improves our education, our schools fall further down the ladder?

Why is it that people don't see the issue of protecting the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution. When you take away the guns from law abiding citizens, then the only people who will have them are the criminals. This includes the government. People should not fear the Government, Government should fear the people.

Why is it that we still have not learned from the mistakes of the past. Even mistakes that are still fresh. Joseph Goebbels is a name everybody should refamilerize themselves with.

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

A. Women are generally dumb - exceptions include sneezey
B-D. Not an answer per se, but sage advice that needs to be heeded: "The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first." Thomas Jefferson