Bones To Pick

[Grim83]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

And if we believe that diet is 80% of the game, and that the other 20% comes from Cutler or Coleman's routine, we're basically hung out to dry.

When the gains won't/don't come, we turn to...generally more supplements.

ahh the vicious cycle lol. im glad i never blew all my money on supps.

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by Grim83

ahh the vicious cycle lol. im glad i never blew all my money on supps.

There's still time...

[BendtheBar]

Shocks muscles into extreme hyper-growth mode!!!

[Grim83]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

There's still time...

whats nos cell-techs damns its.


sorry i am a cheap bastard

[BigFiveFive]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

There's still time...

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[onetiredkris]

im sorry but my favorite is nanovapor (this is direct copypaste)

What is naNO Vapor?

naNO Vapor is the ultimate pre-workout weapon for the real iron warrior. A unique musclebuilding psychoactive experience, naNO Vapor is scientifically formulated to immediately transform every single training session into an experience unlike anything before ??" the World’s Most Anabolic Event. The powerful formula targets and ignites the body’s key physiological systems vital for explosive muscle growth and inhuman strength. From hormonal amplification to ferocious vaso-muscular pumps and ramped up neuro-signaling, the gains you will experience on naNO Vapor are unlike any other.

What Makes naNO Vapor Unlike Any Other Pre-Workout Formula?

Biomedically engineered for zero wait-time, the anabolic naNO Vapor storm unleashes a fury that will have you attacking the weights with unstoppable intensity. Armed with state of the art Nano-Diffuse technology, a precise portion of key compounds in the naNO Vapor formula are drastically reduced to a size designed to rapidly increase the rate of absorption. With these microscopic particles easily entering your body, naNO Vapor overwhelms every fiber of your being. You’ll observe in utter disbelief as you experience raw, untamed increases in size, mutating your physique to massive proportions right before your very eyes.

How do I take naNO Vapor?

naNO Vapor is extremely powerful, so do yourself a favor. Start off by mixing 1 serving (1 scoop) with 4 oz. of cold water and downing it about 15 minutes before hitting the weights. Then, grab something heavy. As you develop respect for, and understand the power of naNO Vapor, you can gradually increase the dosage to 2 to 3 scoops mixed in 8 to 12 oz. of cold water before working out. For maximum results, consume on an empty stomach. Do not exceed 3 scoops in a 24-hour period. Due to the extreme reactivity of the naNO Vapor formula, make sure the container is stabilized for at least 10 to 15 seconds before opening the lid. Otherwise, nanoparticulated particles invisible to the naked eye may escape the confines of the container. Do not leave the container open for more than 30 seconds. Due to the unbridled power of naNO Vapor, make absolutely certain that you have read the entire label before using naNO Vapor. You must precisely follow the directions provided.

steven king couldn't write that shit up

[bwys61]

lol, too funny

[BendtheBar]

From MT:

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[glwanabe]

My favorite supplement is Iron. 3x week apply directly to muscles through a combination of compound, and isolation movements. This is a timed release method of growth. Use consistantly, and in only 12 months you will see results.

Read the directions of use here:

The Rules Of Productive Weight Training For The Drug-Free Trainee

[Grim83]

Originally Posted by glwanabe

My favorite supplement is Iron. 3x week apply directly to muscles through a combination of compound, and isolation movements. This is a timed release method of growth. Use consistantly, and in only 12 months you will see results.

Read the directions of use here:

The Rules Of Productive Weight Training For The Drug-Free Trainee

ah gl found my favorite supplement