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Old 02-21-2013, 04:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A small guy, about 5'4 and 140lbs, gets on an elevator and stops in his tracks. He meets a giant guy who immediately says "7 feet 6 inches, 400 pounds, 15 inch member, 3 pound balls, Turner Brown."


The small guy just stares and says "Ex-exc-exc-excuse m-me?"


So the big guy repeats himself. "7 feet 6 inches tall, I weigh 400lbs, I have a 15 inch member and my balls weigh 3 pounds each. Names Turner Brown. Those are the answers to what everyone asks me."


The other guy says "Oh thank god,I thought you said "turn around." "
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