Men Must Urinate Sitting Down

[BendtheBar]

Swedish council member wants men to urinate sitting down - Weird News - Canoe.ca

Men who work for the county council in the Swedish province of Sormland could be required to sit down while urinating, if a motion put forward by the Left Party passes.

The party is taking a stand against men standing up to urinate for two reasons: the first is hygiene, the second is medical research they say shows men empty their bladders more efficiently when seated, The Local newspaper reports.

[5kgLifter]

That's going to look very funny and awkward on a urinal, when other guys walk in

[BendtheBar]

I hate to be disgusting, but guys are pigs. This is reality. Half the men will urinate all over the seats just as a damn joke, or out of stupidity. It's filthy disgusting.

Then we will also have a pool of urine at the base of the toilet, which is almost always there. Not fun when you have to take your trousers down.

Lastly, it is harder for me to pee sitting. This is not an exaggeration. Sometimes after taking care of business I have to stand to be able to finish the other bodily function.

TMI, but the way it is.

[5kgLifter]

Originally Posted by BendtheBar

I hate to be disgusting, but guys are pigs. This is reality. Half the men will urinate all over the seats just as a damn joke, or out of stupidity. It's filthy disgusting.

Then we will also have a pool of urine at the base of the toilet, which is almost always there. Not fun when you have to take your trousers down.

Lastly, it is harder for me to pee sitting. This is not an exaggeration. Sometimes after taking care of business I have to stand to be able to finish the other bodily function.

TMI, but the way it is.

Sadly, women are going that way as well.


I've been in toilets lately, female only, which are in stores, only to see: lots of toilet paper shoved down the bowl; urine over the seat and/or floor; plastic bottles in the toilets; blood splatters near the hygeine containers (for sanitary towels) and over the cubicle dividers.

It really is disgusting sometimes.



I think the standing/seating issue varies with the person; they claim that studies show we empty the bowel better when the feet are up and we're squatting, due to the angle of the inner organs etc but frankly, I find that much harder and find things easier when sat with the feet on the floor...so...I really think it depends on each individual and that there isn't a one-szie-fits all even for that most basic function.

[big valsalva]

I sit all the time. It is much quieter, more discreet (I live in a house with 4 females), and it allows me more practice on squat form.

Public restrooms on the other hand...I even poop standing up.

[IronWill]

Originally Posted by big valsalva

I even poop standing up.

Wuh

[BendtheBar]

Originally Posted by big valsalva

I even poop standing up.

That would be Miller Park, 6th inning and after.

What a slush pond of drunkenness.