Haha, that's hilarious. I remember when I first started travelling, when I'd order a diet coke they'd say "we only have diet Pepsi." I'd say "yeah, that's what I want, a diet coke." Here in the south, it's all coke.
"what kind of coke do you want?"
"naw, we don't have that kind of coke."
Bodyweight- 231, currently cutting to under 220
Raw total- 1280
Geared total- 1490
Best gym lifts, single ply-
Only goal- ELITE as soon as humanly (and chemically) possible.