Actually, I know quite a few people who would invest in a beard theckener. All I know is, the day I leave the Army, I'm going to start growing one epic example of male facial hair.
Bodyweight- 231, currently cutting to under 220
Raw total- 1280
Geared total- 1480
Best gym lifts, single ply-
Only goal- ELITE as soon as humanly (and chemically) possible.