I drink beer/vodka, eat burgers, and bacon, and I don't look like the second picture.
In fact, I'm never giving up bacon. So I guess I will never be shredded.
"Look son, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to make a decision. Do you want to be big, powerful, jacked, yoked-up, have women everywhere want you and men fear you . . . or do you want to do crossfit?"