I saw these on another site -- made me LOL:
You can't count over three but you can multiply by 45 in your head.
You mow your lawn with a mix grip.
You're having sex and think "hmm, this will help teach me how to pull my hips through better".
When you have to sit down to rest after changing the plates on the bar, even if you just rested.
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