[BendtheBar]

Steve's comments on the Douche Pipe.

This new piece of “exercise” equipment is a prime example that YES, people truly are sitting around purposely trying to think of new, utterly useless, crap to sell to the fitness industry. I call this item the ‘Douche Pipe’, and I will personally give a wedgie using 100% of my high-pulling strength to the first person I ever see using one. It’s only a matter of time until somebody gets crossfit Douche Pipe certified and is the envy of everyone wearing high socks down at the 'box'. This is why I also never claim to be in the fitness industry. I usually just tell people that I'm in the big, yoked up bastard industry.