[Soldier]

Originally Posted by T-Bone

I've heard this before:

"I don't want anything for my birthday. Just save your money."

"Nothing? But we'll go out to eat then."

"No. Save the money. I don't want to do anything for my birthday."

"Well, I'll get a little something."

"No! I don't need any more stuff!"

Birthday comes and goes, and the sarcasm sharpens over time:

"Thanks for ignoring me on my birthday, you didn't even get me anything!"

Facepalm! I can't win.

First mistake is ever thinking that a woman even knows what she wants at all. They are so complex that even they don't know how they work.