Here's how my conversation goes with my wife:
Wife: What do you want for Christmas, socks?
Bearded One: A new man chair, to be honest. This one has seen better days.
Wife: Ha! Ha! Ha! Too expensive.
Bearded One: What? I am not worth $400?
Wife: What do you really want, a gift card to Waldenbooks?
Bearded One: How about a beater pickup truck. That's only a couple hundred, and will help me with the honey do list.
Wife: Ha! Ha! Ha! Too expensive.
Bearded One: A PS3?
Wife: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Bearded One: Just get me a lot of socks...
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