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Old 01-07-2010, 03:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Sexy Time

This might be TMI, but you get what you pay for...(kids, plug your ears)

My wife wanted to encourage me this year as I cut my weight down to 220, so she she basically said that she would make sexy time with me each day as long as I stuck to my cutting diet.

For those of you who haven't been married for 13 years, and for those of you who aren't post-40, this is a huge incentive. Who doesn't want to make sexy time each day.

Anywho, we were rolling along good until last night - I stuck to my diet, and was rewarded each night. Well, last night she "forgot".

I asked her about it today, and she said she was "tired." She wasn't mean-spirited about the promise. I informed her that when a woman tells a man he will be given sex for 150 straight days, it's like telling a kid..."this year, you will get a treat/present every day!" When the kid doesn't get a present that day, they get real confused.

Long story short...in discussing this issue with her today, I found out that "every day" still means "whenever I feel like it."

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