There is never a reason for a child to have to endure a pat down. Ever.
We've got the full body scanners here, and although I am not a huge fan of those, that line goes faster than the regular screening lines and usually entails fewer secondary checks.
"Look son, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to make a decision. Do you want to be big, powerful, jacked, yoked-up, have women everywhere want you and men fear you . . . or do you want to do crossfit?"