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Old 08-16-2009, 08:25 AM   #1
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The latest Anabolic Halo ad, serious bullshit:

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Old 08-16-2009, 08:55 AM   #2
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Ah, sure. It sounds like this and a penis enlargement pump is all you'll ever need.
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:02 AM   #3
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That earned a very sarcastic "wow".

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Old 08-16-2009, 09:07 AM   #4
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I have officially lost all respect for MuscleTech. They have entered snake oil salesman territory for me.
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Old 08-16-2009, 02:43 PM   #5
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never liked MT, they are over rated, and over advertised, not to mention over priced
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ummmmm great. i just bought some last week. Haven't tried it yet, but was gonna start tomorrow.
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:24 PM   #7
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On page 11 of the latest issue of Flex, check out the airbrushed abs on the pro bodybuilders in the Muscletech ad.
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Can you scan that Steve? I don't buy those mags any more. Too much crap upon crap.
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:27 PM   #10
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No scanner But I'll try to text it to you.

I normally don't buy them either, but occasionally I like to see what's going on in the world of proland.
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