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Old 11-11-2011, 10:26 AM   #11
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:30 AM   #12
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Here's how my conversation goes with my wife:

Wife: What do you want for Christmas, socks?

Bearded One: A new man chair, to be honest. This one has seen better days.

Wife: Ha! Ha! Ha! Too expensive.

Bearded One: What? I am not worth $400?

Wife: What do you really want, a gift card to Waldenbooks?

Bearded One: How about a beater pickup truck. That's only a couple hundred, and will help me with the honey do list.

Wife: Ha! Ha! Ha! Too expensive.

Bearded One: A PS3?

Wife: Ha! Ha! Ha!

Bearded One: Just get me a lot of socks...

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Old 11-11-2011, 10:31 AM   #13
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:31 AM   #14
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...... i almosy busted a gut
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:36 AM   #15
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I've heard this before:

"I don't want anything for my birthday. Just save your money."

"Nothing? But we'll go out to eat then."

"No. Save the money. I don't want to do anything for my birthday."

"Well, I'll get a little something."

"No! I don't need any more stuff!"

Birthday comes and goes, and the sarcasm sharpens over time:

"Thanks for ignoring me on my birthday, you didn't even get me anything!"

Facepalm! I can't win.
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:36 AM   #16
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I wish this were a joke...it's our exact conversation. The kids have even picked up upon it. When I ask for something they all bust out laughing...
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I've heard this before:

"I don't want anything for my birthday. Just save your money."

"Nothing? But we'll go out to eat then."

"No. Save the money. I don't want to do anything for my birthday."

"Well, I'll get a little something."

"No! I don't need any more stuff!"

Birthday comes and goes, and the sarcasm sharpens over time:

"Thanks for ignoring me on my birthday, you didn't even get me anything!"

Facepalm!
Every woman uses that same Jedi Mind Trick...does he love me, let's find out how much!

My wife wants nothing until the day of...
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:41 AM   #18
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Damn them women!!
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They are soooo naughty.
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