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Old 09-26-2011, 11:03 AM   #1
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Rule 1 - If your T-shirt is too short and shows your belly, you need a bigger size.

Rule 2 - You do not leave food on your plate.

Rule 3 - If you're going out for dinner, you eat a pre-dinner snack in case the restaurant portions are too small.

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Old 09-26-2011, 11:09 AM   #2
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Old 09-26-2011, 11:10 AM   #3
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Old 09-26-2011, 11:11 AM   #4
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Rule 6 - Your main food groups are fast food restaurant names not protein, carb's and fats.

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Old 09-26-2011, 11:13 AM   #5
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Old 09-26-2011, 11:15 AM   #6
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Rule #8...stretch before wiping.

Rule #9...if you don't need to stretch before wiping, eat more.
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