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BendtheBar 08-16-2009 08:25 AM

Anabolic Halo Bullshit
 
The latest Anabolic Halo ad, serious bullshit:

"The ANABOLIC HALO Cometh! It forces its way into you... Through you... Around you. Its subzero shock takes over. It engages an anabolic phenomenon from within... Leaving your muscles with no choice but to grow. What is this thing you're feeling... This chilling sensation? The cryogenic technology processes key ingredients into enhanced matter states. The anabolic charge invades and engulfs your muscles. It crushes catabolism and commands your muscles to grow. It's the most critical formula in your musclebuilding arsenal. It's the anabolic halo!

In just seconds, an intense, glacial-like chill overwhelms the back of your throat. The subzero, arctic outbreak has begun! In virtually no time, it feels like your entire physiological profile is freezing as the mega-dose of more than 75 cutting-edge and musclebuilding ingredients in the ANABOLIC HALO™ formula courses through your veins. The cryo-anabolic post-workout growth-inducing event invades your muscles and engages an anabolic uprising within them - leaving them with no choice but to grow!

With your first dose, the most hardcore anabolic supplement on the planet sends a powerful rush of musclebuilding ingredients coursing through your veins!

Make no mistake, ANABOLIC HALO™ is designed to throw muscles into the most hardcore, anabolic state they've ever been in. The ultra-potent blend sets off a sequence of six growth-inducing elements guaranteed to make your muscles balloon to monstrous proportions - like you've never seen before! And the formula is relentless, continuing to work until a larger, more muscular being stares back at you in the mirror!

Team MuscleTech researchers actually found a way to drive anabolically active testosterone directly into your muscle at the cellular level!

Your Freakiest Gains Ever Begin Right Now!

With your first dose, the hyper-potent ANABOLIC HALO™ formula is quickly driven into your muscle cells to force a supremely powerful anabolic state! You may not be ready for the continuous musclebuilding overload - for the unrelenting growth phase that leaves you with so much thick, dense muscle your vascularity presses through your skin, demanding to be seen. You may be shocked to watch your muscles expand like never before - but it's too late. Get on, get anabolic, and get ridiculously huge - now!"

swoleramon 08-16-2009 08:55 AM

Ah, sure. It sounds like this and a penis enlargement pump is all you'll ever need.

RickB 08-16-2009 09:02 AM

That earned a very sarcastic "wow".

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It's the most critical formula in your musclebuilding arsenal
Ummm, yeah right. This is all it takes :rolleyes:

BendtheBar 08-16-2009 09:07 AM

I have officially lost all respect for MuscleTech. They have entered snake oil salesman territory for me.

nighttrain 08-16-2009 02:43 PM

never liked MT, they are over rated, and over advertised, not to mention over priced

TitanWIP 08-16-2009 06:38 PM

ummmmm great. i just bought some last week. Haven't tried it yet, but was gonna start tomorrow.

BendtheBar 08-20-2009 07:24 PM

On page 11 of the latest issue of Flex, check out the airbrushed abs on the pro bodybuilders in the Muscletech ad.

RickB 08-20-2009 08:11 PM

Can you scan that Steve? I don't buy those mags any more. Too much crap upon crap.

rippednmichigan 08-20-2009 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickB (Post 3325)
Can you scan that Steve? I don't buy those mags any more. Too much crap upon crap.

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BendtheBar 08-20-2009 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickB (Post 3325)
Can you scan that Steve? I don't buy those mags any more. Too much crap upon crap.

No scanner :( But I'll try to text it to you.

I normally don't buy them either, but occasionally I like to see what's going on in the world of proland.


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