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Old 10-02-2012, 10:52 AM   #1
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Old 10-02-2012, 10:56 AM   #3
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Builds Muscle Better Than Test Injections

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I just wanted to give you a heads up, the EquiCyclex is
now shipping... but we've only got a couple hundred bottles
in stock - the pre-sale damn-near wiped us out!

Also - we had a customer call in the other day and tell one
of our reps that after being on it just a couple days, he thought
it was one of the strongest anabolics he'd taken in a long time...

And this guy had just come off of real test!

So - if you miss the "good old days" of easy muscle building,
this is your chance to get a blast from the past!

EquiCyclex is still legal, but we're keeping it under wraps - it's
not on our website - and it's only available to VIP customers.

So don't wait - get some while you still can.

-Dane

P.S. There is still a strict limit of 3 bottles per person in effect
until we can source some more of this stuff!
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Guys, we are now pre-selling the brand new EquiCyclex!! It isn't even on the website yet!!!

This Product builds an amazing amount of muscle because it was designed to be a legal replacement for Equipoise

It was formulated to be even more powerful than injectable testosterone.

In studies done comparing this to injectable testosterone, it outperformed “injectable test” in categories such as anabolic activity, sexual performance, more powerful erections, and even increased sperm count and ejaculate volume.


In one study showing how anabolic it can be, it actually raised muscle mass by 10% … and it outperformed the group that was given injectable testosterone suspension which only gained 9%. So it out beat the test injection, in 28 days, without having to inject!!!


Early users reported the following:

GDA properties – glycogen disposal agent – means carbs are used preferentially to replenish glycogen


Able to go crazy with carbs with no negative effect on physique, Some guys were eating Tacos, pizza, burgers, candy – STILL get cut because of the GDA
Get huge and lean fast

Tons of strength gain
Everlasting pumps
Dramatic increase in hunger – feels just like Equipose – increase in protein synthesis
Bigger loads & Sexual performance – bigger harder wood

This stuff is absolutely insane. I wouldstill recommend watching your diet to get the best results. The only downside is we only have 600 bottles coming in and it is almost out.
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