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Old 06-22-2011, 12:36 PM   #1
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Old 06-22-2011, 12:45 PM   #2
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If I take these do I still have to workout? Or can I just skip the gym and these little things will build all my muscle for me?
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Old 06-22-2011, 12:48 PM   #3
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If I take these do I still have to workout? Or can I just skip the gym and these little things will build all my muscle for me?
You will have to workout. Current nanobot technology works hand in hand with a reasonable muscle and strength building approach.

Muscle and Brawn is looking to develop advanced nanobot technology that will allow for a lean, powerful and massive physique without any attention to diet or training whatsoever.

One of the exciting "bots" we are working on is the scrubber. The scrubber will allow you to eat whatever you want, even junk food all day, while still maintaining a massive and lean physique.
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Great question!

We had to test the initial technology on sperm cells, as they were cheap and easy to "come" by. We had a willing staff, so to speak.

Sperm cells were infused with our Nanobot technology. These cells are currently available to couples seeking artificial insemination for $10,000 per ounce. They are guaranteed to produce a world class athlete!

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