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BendtheBar 06-22-2011 12:36 PM

Forget Steroids - Nanobots For Sale!
 
http://scienceblogs.com/framing-science/nanotech.jpg

Muscle and Brawn is a leading pioneer in the nanotech industry. We have spent the last several years funding, and working with leading nanotech scientists and are excited to reveal:

Nanobots that are more effective than steroids!

For a very limited time MAB is offering this Nanobot muscle and strength enhancing technology for the low, low price of $2500! This includes a lifetime supply of Nanobots!

Once entering the body, these nanobots will:

--Reproduce, breaking down cancerous cells and actually working to build NEW muscle tissue.
--Enter muscles cells, strengthening them and adding size in a way FAR superior to anabolic steroids!
--Repair and strengthen connective tissue. Forget injuries and strains from heavy ass weight. These nanobots will allow you to lift mountains of weight each day without risk of injury.
--Improved CNS. Our nanobots are also programmed to maximize your central nervous system. Your CNS will always be firing at 110%, guaranteed!

This offer is limited. Act fast!

Beginning in 2012 the price of Muscle and Brawn's nanobots will soar because of demand. Save money now while you can.


PM me for Paypal info, or where to send checks or boatloads of cash!!!

Experience muscles bigger than Ronnie Coleman and a guaranteed 1000 pound squat and 900 pound deadlift!

strkout35 06-22-2011 12:45 PM

If I take these do I still have to workout? Or can I just skip the gym and these little things will build all my muscle for me?

BendtheBar 06-22-2011 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by strkout35 (Post 147203)
If I take these do I still have to workout? Or can I just skip the gym and these little things will build all my muscle for me?

You will have to workout. Current nanobot technology works hand in hand with a reasonable muscle and strength building approach.

Muscle and Brawn is looking to develop advanced nanobot technology that will allow for a lean, powerful and massive physique without any attention to diet or training whatsoever.

One of the exciting "bots" we are working on is the scrubber. The scrubber will allow you to eat whatever you want, even junk food all day, while still maintaining a massive and lean physique.

BigJosh 06-22-2011 12:49 PM

Why is the nanobot in your picture transporting sperm?

BendtheBar 06-22-2011 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJosh (Post 147205)
Why is the nanobot in your picture transporting sperm?

Great question!

We had to test the initial technology on sperm cells, as they were cheap and easy to "come" by. We had a willing staff, so to speak.

Sperm cells were infused with our Nanobot technology. These cells are currently available to couples seeking artificial insemination for $10,000 per ounce. They are guaranteed to produce a world class athlete!

http://www.halloweenmart.com/media/c...NTIST_PLUS.jpg

TitanCT 06-22-2011 01:04 PM

these are free for MAB mods right? we need to guinea pig them for MAB member safety.

big_swede 06-22-2011 01:06 PM

Best thread ever, im getting me some

BendtheBar 06-22-2011 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TitanCT (Post 147210)
these are free for MAB mods right? we need to guinea pig them for MAB member safety.

No, actually I was trying to scam everyone and retire. If you help me scam 50 people they are free...

BendtheBar 06-22-2011 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big_swede (Post 147211)
Best thread ever, im getting me some

They are illegal in Sweden as of right now. You might have to travel to Amsterdam.

TitanCT 06-22-2011 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BendtheBar (Post 147212)
No, actually I was trying to scam everyone and retire. If you help me scam 50 people they are free...

kk..brb emailing coach


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