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Trevor Ross 02-17-2011 11:48 PM

Down the road, in a gym far away
A young man was heard to say,
"No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!"
He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too.
Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do!
From the corner of the gym where the big guys train,
Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain,
Where the big iron rides high, and threatin' lives,
Where the noise is made with big forty-fives,
A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees,
A very big man with legs like trees,
Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,
Chalked his hands and monstrous back,
Said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten!
Trouble with you is you aint been SQUATIN'!!"


Trevor Ross 02-18-2011 03:40 PM

You guys uncultured or something lol? Who doesn't love a good black iron inspired poem? I guess Dave Draper would like it.

TBtaylor52 02-18-2011 04:20 PM

I dont like ANY poem.

Trevor Ross 02-18-2011 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by TBtaylor52 (Post 117132)
I dont like ANY poem.

You took the bait! Got one Pa!:D

ricka182 02-18-2011 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by TBtaylor52 (Post 117132)
I dont like ANY poem.

What about Haiku?
A Haiku, made just for you.
Haiku o Haiku!


BendtheBar 02-18-2011 09:06 PM

And now a poem from Wisconsin:

Holy crap!

Jeez! Jeepers!

Carl1174 02-19-2011 06:00 AM

The greatest peom I ever heard was from 'The Greatest' Muhammed Ali...


Awesome :)


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