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BendtheBar 10-17-2013 02:31 PM

CONTEST - Gym Asshole Thread
If we get to 70 reasons in this thread I will give away a free tub of whey protein to one poster, shipped anywhere in the world.

You might be a gym asshole if....

BendtheBar 10-17-2013 02:31 PM

If you put 242 plates on the leg press and perform 1/8 reps while screaming.

The_Big_Sleep 10-17-2013 02:35 PM pose in the mirror in-between sets

bamazav 10-17-2013 02:36 PM

You do alternating curls with 20# DB and grunt with each curl, looking around to see if anyone is watching.

linedriver465 10-17-2013 02:36 PM

you max out on bench every time you step in to the gym

The_Big_Sleep 10-17-2013 02:36 PM

you grunt emphatically while lifting sissy amounts of weight

linedriver465 10-17-2013 02:36 PM

you don't train muscles you can't see in the mirror

bamazav 10-17-2013 02:37 PM

The closest thing to a squat in your routine is when you sit down on a bench to talk with a hot chic on the elliptical close by.

linedriver465 10-17-2013 02:37 PM

you don't re-rack your weights

The_Big_Sleep 10-17-2013 02:37 PM

You carry a gallon jug full of BCAAs around in the gym

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