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Old 10-18-2013, 09:04 PM   #81
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1. Bench using the smith machine

2. If you jerk the weight with DLs almost injuring yourself

3. After #2 you move on to incline bench press and it's too much so you need a potter and ALSO lift you hips two feet off the bench

4. You talk with your buddies about how you heard having a woman sit on your lap while you bench can increase your strength and testosterone by 90%

5. You take weights from my bench press racks WHILE I'm in the middle of a bench press set!

6. The same as #6 but with squats.
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Old 10-19-2013, 09:09 AM   #82
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you put a barbell on the top notch of squat rack and use it for pullups! ( i hate my gym! )
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Old 10-19-2013, 09:42 AM   #83
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Old 10-19-2013, 09:54 AM   #84
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you scream "light weight" before every set
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Old 10-19-2013, 09:55 AM   #85
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your spotter deadlifts while you "bench press"
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Old 10-19-2013, 09:56 AM   #86
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Trying to power clean in the smith machine. I need darwin's law to come into effect here, and yes, I saw it last night.

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4. You talk with your buddies about how you heard having a woman sit on your lap while you bench can increase your strength and testosterone by 90%
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Brb, trying this with the wife.
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You refuse to eat anything but chicken, brown rice, and broccoli and proclaim to be the nutritional guru to all your "friends" at the gym
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You ask me to spot you on squats, then proceed to explain your back injury to explain why you're quarter squatting after seeing me hit depth.
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you sprint to the locker room post workout to down your whey protein and dextrose shake for teh maximum gainz
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