|05-08-2012, 09:15 PM||#1|
Join Date: Feb 2011
Training Exp: 5+ years
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You want to be a "internet Guru" trainer? Uh, you have to take this
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
I hope all of you met or exceeded what you set out to do today.
Peace to all of you.
Keep working and working hard, its the only way,,,peeps.
Stand tall..........and rock and roll.
Last edited by Chillen; 05-08-2012 at 09:17 PM.
|05-09-2012, 08:16 AM||#3|
Bearded Beast of Duloc
Join Date: Jul 2009
Training Exp: 20+ years
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Fav Exercise: Deadlift
Fav Supp: Butter
I must admit I was afraid to get into the water.
|05-09-2012, 01:03 PM||#5|
Time to start over...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Massachusetts, USA
Training Exp: 5
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Fav Supp: VPX Power Shock & PLCAR
This is a classic test, been around the web for years. Proven to work as well. Some study gave the test to 25 mid to high level adult workers, about 80% failed or did not understand. The same test given to a group of 5th graders...100% pass mark.
Mt Snow, VT - May 5, 2012 - Completed!
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