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Old 12-04-2011, 02:22 PM   #1
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You have problems, STFU!!!!!!!

I am 50 years old, I have gravity hanging my balls to the floor, hair growing places that have no business being there, I have more hair on my balls then the head between my shoulder blades and people at work have the tendency to want to use it as a mirror to comb there hair and laugh, my nose is so large it makes Jimmy Durante look like a pug (a type of dog), and looks like a large pimple. And to prevent my family from being frightened I have to put my false upper teeth in.......(which got knocked out in a bar fight when a police officer).


And, I have one lone hair, in the front of my forehead, and all his buddies left him.....


By the way, my nose is so big....he, he........its nearly 5 inches and I am balding which makes it stick out longer and more pronounced. Sometimes I go into a store, and here people laughing about it. I think its comical that their laughing at it and laugh myself. It doesn't bother me in the least.

I know its big....I love the dang honker........ It could even double as a.........uh, ya know..
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Old 12-04-2011, 02:26 PM   #2
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Default And, you have problems when.....

I have a romance tip:

Do not pull the cover over her head when you let a bed bomb, and laugh when she gets annoyed. Thats not very romatic. You get none.

Test her mood with:

If you feel like you need to butt bark, ask to see HER index finger. Pull it with your hand, and let rip. If she laughs. You are good to go. I not, well, you just blew it.


In the morning, if she has a messy bed head, always tell her she looks good. No matter the lip service you get. Even if birds could nest in it.
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Old 12-04-2011, 03:39 PM   #3
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I have more hair on my balls then the head between my shoulder blades
Good to hear. I can't believe guys (won't say men) actually shave their balls these days. What the hell happened???
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Old 12-05-2011, 12:32 PM   #4
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Yea, I have to cut that little sucker off every few days. Its a lonely little fella.

Charlie and I have something in common:





Long lost memories of hair: (24 in this pic, 2nd year LEO): LOL look like a dork

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