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Old 11-28-2011, 09:01 AM   #1
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23 adult truths.

1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How on earth are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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Old 11-28-2011, 09:08 AM   #2
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#7 cracked me up. So true.
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Old 11-28-2011, 09:10 AM   #3
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All of them were great, but 23 is awesome.
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Old 11-28-2011, 09:26 AM   #4
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4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

So true, I overuse the emoticon because of my daily sarcasm requirement and not wanting to offend people.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

Nothing will come after Blu-Ray, at least as physical media. It's all digital distribution from here on out.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

Yes!
Awesome list!
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Old 11-28-2011, 09:29 AM   #5
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That stupid Kay Jeweler's commercial drives me nuts.

Every kiss begins with Kay.
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Old 11-28-2011, 09:36 AM   #6
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14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

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Love the "Send to Voicemail" option on newer phones. Once you add that designation to a phone entry, you don't even hear the phone ring.

I added Private Number, Private, Private Caller to my phone and put them all on STV and the ended all that nonsense.
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Old 11-28-2011, 09:39 AM   #7
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Absoltely great! I agree, #23 is best.
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I hate all jewelry companies and the stupid commercials. The amount of caring and love I have for My Wife has nothing to do with a piece of metal and a mineral attached to it.

I have a job, and provide for my Family. There is food on the table and a roof over their head. I cook and clean, and share in raising our children.

That is how I show my Wife that I care.

As long as I'm talking about commercials I hate.

I hate the commercials that portray men as stupid and weak, and need help to accomplish basic tasks.
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I hate the commercials that portray men as stupid and weak, and need help to accomplish basic tasks.
Same here. It's become quite common to make men look like idiots, incapable of handling the most basic of tasks.

My wife has heard this song and dance from me. I point these commercials out to her when they come on the boob tube.
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Now we know how women have felt since the invention of television.
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