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Mr.Silverback 11-03-2011 02:03 PM

The Angry Gorilla for Prez.
 
As my first action in office:

Every Friday is now called Fritter Fridays...

Shadowschmadow 11-03-2011 02:11 PM

I always liked Fur-Day

Mr.Silverback 11-03-2011 02:34 PM

My 2nd action:

All troops will be home next week, only to be in time for basic Gorilla Training which will be followed by refreshments.

GT is nothing more than grunting, chalk flying, and heavy lifting...Burgers and Shakes will be provided by The HOR and Senate

LtL 11-03-2011 04:11 PM

Sounds good.

LtL

BendtheBar 11-03-2011 07:06 PM

Can I be vice president? I haz me some idears!

Mr.Silverback 11-03-2011 09:23 PM

My 3rd action: I have now selected BTB as my Vice prez.

We are enacting martial law against "keyboard ninjas", "desktop jockeys", and "arm chair coaches". A case of protein will be given for each keyboard confiscated.

BendtheBar 11-04-2011 07:20 AM

Everyone is mandated to have a picture of themselves from the last year somewhere on the Internet.

Mr.Silverback 11-04-2011 11:35 AM

As our next action: We are not only mandating this, we are adding a RRT (Rapid Response Team) They will be responsible for apprehending quarter squatters, Bro-Rowers, and Squat Rack curlers...you have been warned

bruteforce 11-04-2011 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Silverback (Post 186297)
As our next action: We are not only mandating this, we are adding a RRT (Rapid Response Team) They will be responsible for apprehending quarter squatters, Bro-Rowers, and Squat Rack curlers...you have been warned

Can we extend the RRT's jurisdiction to include people who do yoga/ab work on the only deadlift/oly platform in the gym?

5kgLifter 11-04-2011 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Silverback (Post 186297)
As our next action: We are not only mandating this, we are adding a RRT (Rapid Response Team) They will be responsible for apprehending quarter squatters, Bro-Rowers, and Squat Rack curlers...you have been warned

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