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Old 09-23-2011, 03:27 PM   #1
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11. Anything that Canadians are good at can't be worthwhile.

10. Anything that North Dakotans are good at can't be worthwhile.

9. True fast breaks are illegal.

8. Squashing an oppontent against a wall by plowing into him at 50 miles per hour is legal, but if you touch him with your hockey stick in an improper manner, it's a foul.

7. All that frenetic nonstop action yielding scores like: 1-0, 2-0, or 3-1.

6. The equipment is too cumbersome to allow for pantomime moonings.

5. The phrase "put the biscuit in the basket" is gay.

4. Penalty box? Deprivation of civil liberties without due process.

3. People with French surnames are allowed to play.

2. The game was invented for the sole benefit of white guys with 4-inch vertical leaps.

1. One word: "mullets".
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Old 09-23-2011, 03:32 PM   #2
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ha ha, you listening 77

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Old 09-23-2011, 03:47 PM   #3
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77 is like the little brother I always wanted. I love him, but will still punch him in the balls 22 times a day.
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Old 09-23-2011, 03:55 PM   #4
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ha ha

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Old 09-25-2011, 10:30 PM   #5
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Funny list.

Regarding #10. Actually, North Dakotans AREN'T that good at hockey. All the good hockey players in North Dakota are Minnesotans who didn't want to go to the U of M.
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4 and 5 were pretty good.
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Top 2 reasons Hockey is better then any other sport.
1. Its Canadian
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The fact that you don't like football tells me a lot...

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WHo said i dont like football? I have season tickets for my CFL team.
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Old 09-26-2011, 12:33 PM   #10
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WHo said i dont like football? I have season tickets for my CFL team.
I thought in Canada everyone was given free season tickets to a local CFL team.

All part of the evil socialist agenda...
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