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BendtheBar 09-23-2011 03:27 PM

11 reasons hockey sucks
 
Found this on a random site:

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11. Anything that Canadians are good at can't be worthwhile.

10. Anything that North Dakotans are good at can't be worthwhile.

9. True fast breaks are illegal.

8. Squashing an oppontent against a wall by plowing into him at 50 miles per hour is legal, but if you touch him with your hockey stick in an improper manner, it's a foul.

7. All that frenetic nonstop action yielding scores like: 1-0, 2-0, or 3-1.

6. The equipment is too cumbersome to allow for pantomime moonings.

5. The phrase "put the biscuit in the basket" is gay.

4. Penalty box? Deprivation of civil liberties without due process.

3. People with French surnames are allowed to play.

2. The game was invented for the sole benefit of white guys with 4-inch vertical leaps.

1. One word: "mullets".

Carl1174 09-23-2011 03:32 PM

ha ha, you listening 77 ;)

Carl.

BendtheBar 09-23-2011 03:47 PM

77 is like the little brother I always wanted. I love him, but will still punch him in the balls 22 times a day.

Carl1174 09-23-2011 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BendtheBar (Post 174064)
77 is like the little brother I always wanted. I love him, but will still punch him in the balls 22 times a day.

ha ha :D

Carl.

big valsalva 09-25-2011 10:30 PM

Funny list.

Regarding #10. Actually, North Dakotans AREN'T that good at hockey. All the good hockey players in North Dakota are Minnesotans who didn't want to go to the U of M.

Shadowschmadow 09-26-2011 07:49 AM

4 and 5 were pretty good.

SeventySeven 09-26-2011 09:23 AM

Top 2 reasons Hockey is better then any other sport.
1. Its Canadian
2. Its NOT football

BendtheBar 09-26-2011 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SeventySeven (Post 174693)
Top 2 reasons Hockey is better then any other sport.
1. Its Canadian
2. Its NOT football

The fact that you don't like football tells me a lot...

http://www.footballbabble.com/images...eerleaders.jpg

SeventySeven 09-26-2011 12:23 PM

WHo said i dont like football? I have season tickets for my CFL team.

BendtheBar 09-26-2011 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SeventySeven (Post 174803)
WHo said i dont like football? I have season tickets for my CFL team.

I thought in Canada everyone was given free season tickets to a local CFL team.

All part of the evil socialist agenda...


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