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Old 05-25-2011, 12:27 PM   #1
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The complete list of things that give you cancer (according to epidemiologists).

Epidemiology is the study of health-event patterns in a society.

This is not a joke. This is real life, as the kids say...studies have revealed that all of the following may give us cancer.

Acetaldehyde
acrylamide
acrylonitril
abortion
agent orange
alar
alcohol
air pollution
aldrin
alfatoxin
arsenic
arsine
asbestos
asphalt fumes
atrazine, AZT
baby food
BBQ meat
benzene
benzidine
benzopyrene
beryllium
beta-carotene
betel nuts
birth control pills
bottled water
bracken
bread
breasts
brooms
bus stations
calcium channel blockers
cadmium
candles
captan
carbon black
carbon tetrachloride
careers for women
casual sex
car fumes
celery
charred foods
cooked foods
chewing gum
Chinese food
Chinese herbal supplements
chips
chloramphenicol
chlordane
chlorinated camphene
chlorinated water
chlorodiphenyl
chloroform
cholesterol
low cholesterol
chromium
coal tar
coffee
coke ovens
crackers
creosote
cyclamates
dairy products
deodorants
depleted uranium
depression
dichloryacetylene
DDT
dieldrin
diesel exhaust
diet soda
dimethyl sulphate
dinitrotouluene
dioxin
dioxane
epichlorhydrin
ethyle acrilate
ethylene
ethilene dibromide
ethnic beliefs
ethylene dichloride
Ex-Lax
fat
fluoridation
flying
formaldehyde
free radicals
french fries
fruit
gasoline
genes
gingerbread
global warming
gluteraldehyde
granite
grilled meat
Gulf war
hair dyes
hamburgers
heliobacter pylori
hepatitis B virus
hexachlorbutadiene
hexachlorethane
high bone mass
hot tea
HPMA
HRT
hydrazine
hydrogen peroxide
incense
infertility
jewelry
Kepone
kissing
lack of exercise
laxatives
lead
left handedness
Lindane
Listerine
low fibre diet
magnetic fields
malonaldehyde
mammograms
manganese
marijuana
methyl bromide
methylene chloride
menopause
microwave ovens
milk hormones
mixed spices
mobile phones
MTBE
nickel
night lighting
night shifts
nitrates
not breast feeding
not having a twin
nuclear power plants
Nutrasweet
obesity
oestrogen
olestra
olive oil
orange juice
oxygenated gasoline
oyster sauce
ozone
ozone depletion
passive smoking
PCBs
peanuts
pesticides
pet birds
plastic IV bags
polio vaccine
potato crisps (chips)
power lines
proteins
Prozac
PVC
radio masts
radon
railway sleepers
red meat
Roundup
saccharin
salt
sausage
selenium
semiconductor plants
shellfish
sick buildings
soy sauce
stress
strontium
styrene
sulphuric acid
sun beds
sunlight
sunscreen
talc
tetrachloroethylene
testosterone
tight bras
toast
toasters
tobacco
tooth fillings
toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach)
train stations
trichloroethylene
under-arm shaving
unvented stoves
uranium
UV radiation
Vatican radio masts
vegetables
vinyl bromide
vinyl chloride
vinyl fluoride
vinyl toys
vitamins
vitreous fibres
wallpaper
weedkiller (2-4 D)
welding fumes
well water
weight gain
winter
wood dust
work
x-rays
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:31 PM   #2
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The complete list of things that give you cancer (according to epidemiologists).

Epidemiology is the study of health-event patterns in a society.

This is not a joke. This is real life, as the kids say...studies have revealed that all of the following may give us cancer.

Acetaldehyde
acrylamide
acrylonitril
abortion
agent orange
alar
alcohol
air pollution
aldrin
alfatoxin
arsenic
arsine
asbestos
asphalt fumes
atrazine, AZT
baby food
BBQ meat
benzene
benzidine
benzopyrene
beryllium
beta-carotene
betel nuts
birth control pills
bottled water
bracken
bread
breasts
brooms
bus stations
calcium channel blockers
cadmium
candles
captan
carbon black
carbon tetrachloride
careers for women
casual sex
car fumes
celery
charred foods
cooked foods
chewing gum
Chinese food
Chinese herbal supplements
chips
chloramphenicol
chlordane
chlorinated camphene
chlorinated water
chlorodiphenyl
chloroform
cholesterol
low cholesterol
chromium
coal tar
coffee
coke ovens
crackers
creosote
cyclamates
dairy products
deodorants
depleted uranium
depression
dichloryacetylene
DDT
dieldrin
diesel exhaust
diet soda
dimethyl sulphate
dinitrotouluene
dioxin
dioxane
epichlorhydrin
ethyle acrilate
ethylene
ethilene dibromide
ethnic beliefs
ethylene dichloride
Ex-Lax
fat
fluoridation
flying
formaldehyde
free radicals
french fries
fruit
gasoline
genes
gingerbread
global warming
gluteraldehyde
granite
grilled meat
Gulf war
hair dyes
hamburgers
heliobacter pylori
hepatitis B virus
hexachlorbutadiene
hexachlorethane
high bone mass
hot tea
HPMA
HRT
hydrazine
hydrogen peroxide
incense
infertility
jewelry
Kepone
kissing
lack of exercise
laxatives
lead
left handedness
Lindane
Listerine
low fibre diet
magnetic fields
malonaldehyde
mammograms
manganese
marijuana
methyl bromide
methylene chloride
menopause
microwave ovens
milk hormones
mixed spices
mobile phones
MTBE
nickel
night lighting
night shifts
nitrates
not breast feeding
not having a twin
nuclear power plants
Nutrasweet
obesity
oestrogen
olestra
olive oil
orange juice
oxygenated gasoline
oyster sauce
ozone
ozone depletion
passive smoking
PCBs
peanuts
pesticides
pet birds
plastic IV bags
polio vaccine
potato crisps (chips)
power lines
proteins
Prozac
PVC
radio masts
radon
railway sleepers
red meat
Roundup
saccharin
salt
sausage
selenium
semiconductor plants
shellfish
sick buildings
soy sauce
stress
strontium
styrene
sulphuric acid
sun beds
sunlight
sunscreen
talc
tetrachloroethylene
testosterone
tight bras
toast
toasters
tobacco
tooth fillings
toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach)
train stations
trichloroethylene
under-arm shaving
unvented stoves
uranium
UV radiation
Vatican radio masts
vegetables
vinyl bromide
vinyl chloride
vinyl fluoride
vinyl toys
vitamins
vitreous fibres
wallpaper
weedkiller (2-4 D)
welding fumes
well water
weight gain
winter
wood dust
work
x-rays
I've always told people that almost everything gives us cancer and this proves it.
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:33 PM   #3
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:36 PM   #4
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huh..sharks ahve something like 10x the test levels of a human...they never get cancer...
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:37 PM   #5
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Veggies gives you cancer. I knew it!

Bacon is not on that list.
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Old 05-25-2011, 02:03 PM   #6
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Damn, I guess I better start losing this muscle...
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Veggies gives you cancer. I knew it!

Bacon is not on that list.
But doesn't bacon have nitrates or nitrites? Those are on the list...
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But doesn't bacon have nitrates or nitrites? Those are on the list...
Ban this big lug!

Obviously the way to WIN is lots of casual sex and bacon.

Aurik. FAIL.
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