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Old 02-18-2011, 07:12 PM   #1
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BendtheBar is adding PLATES because it TRANSLATES AND CREATES without any DEBATE muscle UPDATES!.........

Therefore.......keep adding the PLATES!


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What the......heck a few more I made up:

Row, Row, Row Your Boat Fat Loss Pills don't belong in your Throat!


Row, Row, Row Your Boat, Please take Personal Note to keep your brain A-Float!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, Fat Loss Pills are Bizarre; throw them very Far.


There Once Was An Old Maid who ate Fat Loss Pills by Trade who blew up like a Grenade and was severely Betrayed!


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Old 02-18-2011, 07:17 PM   #2
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Here is another I made up:

For those taking No-Doze, I have this to say, he, he

Does No Doze Work?

Walking in a store, our M&B member strikes a POSE as he/she sees No Doze among the medicine ROWS.

Fighting off his/her mental FOES, intelligence GROWS

While his/her intelligence GLOWS he/she begins to smell something up their NOSE

The M&B member realizes its not from his or her CLOTHS, but from the No Doze because it BLOWS due to all the inept marketing WOES.

Now, our M&B member KNOWS not to take No Doze and to stay on his or her TOES.

The M&B member learned to combat the highs and LOWS by battling the mental FOES

Does No Doze work?

No!

No Doze BLOWS...........

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There once was a forum member named MATT who SAT on a RAT and smashed it FLAT

Along came a CAT who ate all of MATT's FAT and this made MATT FLAT, and there was no more MATT after THAT.

HEHEHHEHEHHE,




Buh, ha, ha,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL!


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I love peanut butter, and it wuvs me:


I didn't stutter when I utter I am addicted to Natural Peanut Butter.

So beware, we are a beautiful pair and can walk on air while having our extramarital affair.

So, I let it rip on my lip.

And, go on a trip when I dip in our rather creamy relationship.


Two nuts belong together.

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Old 02-18-2011, 07:22 PM   #3
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At least the old man is cracking himself up...


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dude you are a nut!!
You really have no idea..lol.
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Old 02-19-2011, 08:39 PM   #6
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You really have no idea..lol.
Yep! A Nut! And, I liiiike it!

I may be a NUT but it sure does get me out of the fitness RUT!

May you never look at "Washing", "Drying", and "Folding", the same again:


Wash yourselves in "common sense" in all attempts in your journey, and then dry yourselves with "Mental Static Cling" to unstick the brain cells to allow a over flow of WILL to overcome obstacles, and then "fold" yourselves in "Intelligence" to stay in the journey!


ROCK ON! NEVER, EVER, GIVE UP!......Dont under estimate your beating heart inside you!

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I stand at the Curb at the BRINK of this STINK and THINK of flowers of PINK because I saw you SHRINK in STINK!

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Reach in yourself and grab a hold of your HEART and become the Navigational CHART of your work of ART and this will prevent you from falling APART and fill your mental Laundry CART with an athletes HEART!

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